Birthday Sniz

Today is my Birthday,
I love it when it is,
cause when it's my birthday
I get to play with Sniz.

Sniz is my pet
my favorite in the world,
And when he is on my desk,
I always feel so churled.

Sniz *is* my favorite pet,
He's always at my side,
Never do I need to fret
From me he never hides.

My little Sniz is special too
Although you wouldn't know it
He allways manages a little poo
And allways find it!

He likes to do it in my shoe
I cannot understand why,
His little poo inside my shoe
just makes me want to cry.

You know I love my little Sniz
No matter where he poos,
He's such a cute and cuddly Kitz
I don't know what to do.

'Cause when I reach to grab him,
And throttle that little neck
my mommy reaches for him
and gives my butt a whack!

Oh how I love my birthday
my favorite day it is
Because My momma's ill today,
And I'm gonna kill that Snitz!

Written by "MMTM" and "Buffy", 22-Oct-90 20:00:00