“Oi you! Sitting on der fence
Git down before yer fall!
Come on, Come on, git thee hence,
How many times must I call?”

“Naw, Naw! Not that side,
It’s safer over here!
Trust me, I wont let yer slide
There’s nothing here to fear.”

“‘Ere, lemme give yer an ‘and,
An’ help yer make your way,
Gently, safetly to the ground,
Take it easy, thats wot I say!”

“Don’t sit an’ fink too long,
Yer’ll git cramp an’ ‘urt yerself.
Make a move, come on!
I’ll catch yer in good ‘ealfh”

“I fink you should start t’ move soon
The otherside might git rough!
I’ll try t’ catch you if I can
But someone else might shove yer off!”

“Come on, jump to me, It’s not far,
I’m reaching as high as I can,
If yer can’t, I’ll ‘ave t’ git my ma!
an’ she’ll call the fireman!”

Written by MMTM - 11-12-92